Happy Xmas Quotes 2018 - Best Funny Quotes On Merry Christmas

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Happy Xmas Quotes 2018

“It is Christmas in the heart that puts Christmas in the air.” ~ W.T. Ellis

“One can never have enough socks,” said Dumbledore. “Another Christmas has come and gone and I didn’t get a single pair. People will insist on giving me books.” ― J.K. Rowling

“The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.” ― George Carlin

“Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful.” ~ Norman Vincent Peale

“I wish we could put up some of the Christmas spirit in jars and open a jar of it every month.” ~ Harlan Miller

Funny Xmas Quotes 2018 For Friends


  • “God never gives someone a gift they are not capable of receiving. If he gives us the gift of Christmas, it is because we all have the ability to understand and receive it.” Pope Francis

  • “I heard the bells on Christmas Day Their old, familiar carols play, And wild and sweet The words repeat Of peace on earth, good-will to men!” ~ Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

  • “Christmas gift suggestions: to your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance. To a friend, your heart. To a customer, service. To all, charity. To every child, a good example. To yourself, respect.” ~ Oren Arnold

  • “My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others.” Bob Hope

  • “There’s nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.” ~ Erma Bombeck